That's a bold strategy Cotton!
Finally made a FP post, and reached Glorious
STAY ON TARGET!
Calm down Sateen
History has been made! (no really)
Access: Front Page
WWE Survivor series plot twist
Good job Baltimore
Congratulations to the Galapagos Tortoises!
My crit roll has spawned a creature
The More You Know
Light at 1 trillionth of a second
UNLIMITED POWAAAHH!!!
Could use some sun screen as well!
"My dogs abdomen hurts when it is touched"
thatsracist.jpg
My friend made a thing!
MRW I open up my utilities bill, and its entirely paid by credit that I don't know where from.
I agree we need more geese
parley?
Somewhere right now, a white girl can't even because her dream just came true.
Your bouquet of flowers is ready Terminus
I have seen the gates of heaven...
Phantasm?!
Past, Present, and Future
After watching the preview forcTerminator Genesis
Someone started an argument about Death by cop with me: MFW ....
Hot Ice vs Hand
Happy Turtle/Tortoise Day!
One of these things is not like the other!
They don't think it be like it is but it do
RED ROVER RED ROVER! SEND TEAR GAS BACK OVER!
Ahhhh.... Mediocre....
Dat smile doe
Damn Ferguson
OC Vs The Front Page and Down Vote Faries
Just finished this setup. Show off you aquariums!
MFW My boss tells me that pranks are welcomed in the hospital I work in.
Thormit
Damn nature...
Purging some heretics on a Easter Sunday? Sure!
Always enjoy Ice Cube in my Ice T
Opposite but equal velocities
Friend lost a bet
OCD Powers... ACTIVATE
MRW : A friend asks for my advice because of my job, but then all her friends start chiming in who have no idea what they are talking about.
ỹ̘͈̩͚̻̯̓̿́͝ͅo̢̻͈̫̒ư͈͇͉̙̞̱̑̌́͒̃͟͠ ̞̞͚̻̖̹̤͉̐̿́g̞̘̖̘̠̘͍̲̃ͯ̍͛͋̄̓̚͞͡u̩̰̬̓̾͐ͪ͝͠ỹ̰̖͚̠͍̘͍͔s̴̱̯̙ͨͫ̈̾̋́ ̈́̓͗́̐͑͏͍̬̲̘͎l͚̳̭̠̞͓͔̏ͭ̀̇ͬ̉̚͜͡i̱͕̗̱̘̎̄̉̈́ͭ͛͗k̸̳͉̖̞̭̜͕͖ͨͭ̃̚͜ȩ̴̙̫̒͂̽̓̐́ ̢̪̰̗͉̫̤͍̝̇͐ͮ̒̀͑̅́͝P̞͉̝̆ͣo̷̻̥͉̝͛̈́̾̃͢pͩ͆̽͝҉̜̤̬̹͖͉̝̫͇͢ș͇͎̣̜̘͊̌ͦ͜ī̵͚̱̮̿ͥ̂̚͟͠ͅͅc̴͚̪̣͙̝͓̮ͪ̂ͅl
True story
Hey, whatcha lookin at?
I think I hit my target....
Now this is how you food truck
BEEP BEEP!
Wow, things really do happen when you venture into the real world.
MRW : Im a African man in a burning field.
It feels so goooood
why Mcdonalds why!?
what do you do when its april fools day and you have 300 balloons?
MRW: Get friend-zoned and she asks me to take her to the store tomorrow to buy food for herself.