27243 pts ยท December 13, 2014
A butt dial is different than a booty call
The quotes that are left behind from our time are going to be amazing.
Tell my wife and kids I love them and I died happily... half way through this post.
Guilty
At first I wondered why no comments mentioned his rat tail.
I bet at least seven of these women are certifiably insane. Probably the "chopping dick off" kinda crazy.
What do you get when she asks you to re roof your house?
Go to the bar, dude
@iseenipple
Boobs
How many phone calls do you think that guy got from Victoria? I say at least 20.
This gif is 3.14 seconds long
Good job, Mike!
Haven't changed the prices since that deal was introduced, I believe.
2/3 I didn't know which one was mom
"Give me the bat, Wendy!"
I can do better...
Hahahahaha!
OF COURSE this is Philly!
Grandma?
Last place you'd want to be during an earthquake
You should submit this as a transformation post
*download*
EDIT: Step 1: Stick the cucumber up your bum
He has a nice quick release
"wand"
blah blah blah.... if you're brave enough.
my thoughts exactly
.
I'm surprised it took this long
What are you doing tonight? I can turn on my garbage disposal and talk dirty to you.
The quotes that are left behind from our time are going to be amazing.
Tell my wife and kids I love them and I died happily... half way through this post.
Guilty
At first I wondered why no comments mentioned his rat tail.
I bet at least seven of these women are certifiably insane. Probably the "chopping dick off" kinda crazy.
What do you get when she asks you to re roof your house?
Go to the bar, dude
@iseenipple
Boobs
How many phone calls do you think that guy got from Victoria? I say at least 20.
This gif is 3.14 seconds long
Good job, Mike!
Haven't changed the prices since that deal was introduced, I believe.
2/3 I didn't know which one was mom
"Give me the bat, Wendy!"
I can do better...
Hahahahaha!
OF COURSE this is Philly!
Grandma?
Last place you'd want to be during an earthquake
You should submit this as a transformation post
*download*
EDIT: Step 1: Stick the cucumber up your bum
He has a nice quick release
"wand"
blah blah blah.... if you're brave enough.
my thoughts exactly
.
I'm surprised it took this long
What are you doing tonight? I can turn on my garbage disposal and talk dirty to you.