484 pts · March 19, 2021
Bio? I don’t know. My life is pretty boring. I watch tv a lot. I go to the gym sometimes. I like craft beer. I have all my fingers and toes.
Their coffee (and most place’s coffee) is still served way too hot. I don’t want to have to wait 20 minutes after getting my coffee just to be able to drink it without burning my mouth!
Why is the Diet Pepsi button not next to the Pepsi button? Does this bother anyone else?
Everything reminds me of her.
The shark is impressive too
Needs banana for scale
I guess I was wrong. I can play an instrument.
Cool. Seems like a lot of work though. I just get my fish from the grocery store.
Your vehicle was hit by what? - Insurance company representative
She seems nice
I’m sure this made their 4 hour wait at the DMV to renew their license worth it
Puppy McPupface
Pizza
How you walk when the ground’s hot
When you’ve run out of dance moves and don’t know what else to do
On iOS too
Life pushing me through it
You got no legs Lieutenant Cat.
Well, it was good while it lasted - him probably
I opened a can of tuna today, and didn’t cut myself on the lid
She’s not pointing it in the right direction
Trouble concentrating on video. Focused on the 14% battery life left.
Related to Rosanna Rosanna Danna?
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing. That someone asked this. Or that there was a search result answering it.
You can’t have dessert unless you eat your meat. How can you have dessert if you don’t eat your meat?
I want my whole apartment decorated like this! Groovy man.
Frog looks like he’s been out at the bars
Is this a meme about when FB was down?
Dog doing what it had to so it didn’t have to hear all the noise that was about to happen
Their coffee (and most place’s coffee) is still served way too hot. I don’t want to have to wait 20 minutes after getting my coffee just to be able to drink it without burning my mouth!
Why is the Diet Pepsi button not next to the Pepsi button? Does this bother anyone else?
Everything reminds me of her.
The shark is impressive too
Needs banana for scale
I guess I was wrong. I can play an instrument.
Cool. Seems like a lot of work though. I just get my fish from the grocery store.
Your vehicle was hit by what? - Insurance company representative
She seems nice
I’m sure this made their 4 hour wait at the DMV to renew their license worth it
Puppy McPupface
Pizza
How you walk when the ground’s hot
When you’ve run out of dance moves and don’t know what else to do
On iOS too
Life pushing me through it
You got no legs Lieutenant Cat.
Well, it was good while it lasted - him probably
I opened a can of tuna today, and didn’t cut myself on the lid
She’s not pointing it in the right direction
Trouble concentrating on video. Focused on the 14% battery life left.
Related to Rosanna Rosanna Danna?
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing. That someone asked this. Or that there was a search result answering it.
You can’t have dessert unless you eat your meat. How can you have dessert if you don’t eat your meat?
I want my whole apartment decorated like this! Groovy man.
Frog looks like he’s been out at the bars
Is this a meme about when FB was down?
Dog doing what it had to so it didn’t have to hear all the noise that was about to happen