haizeus

63 pts ยท November 17, 2014


Nobody told you to live in NYC or buy a BMW. Yeah I'm talking to you shitlord who flashes his lights on parkways in the left lane fuck off

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's a typical sem image, shows you relevant information of the settings of the beam voltage and mag

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

better technique than me, i barely wear gloves or goggles, let alone a lab coat. like who wears lab coats these days other than asians?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

good global offensive is a piss poor excuse for a counter-strike game

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

most condoms are at least 7 inches. i feel bad you have a 14 inch penis, since you will probably kill most mammals

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shoulda stayed away from brooklyn and got one in bx

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

and my last girlfriend left me because i got depressed, rip in pepperonis

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how to fall in love in 2 months? i've been in relationships that lasted years and we never got that far, kinda jealous

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Att uverse is hands down the worst internet in the USA

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the point of mathematics is to understand the concept, but i'd say at least 95% of people just memorize problems

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

thanks op, was looking for something to eat after my workout and kfc is right next to da gym. ez protein ez life

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

even npr only talked about hebdo, like nothing else was happening in the world. npr kinda sucks now

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

only half? i forgot how to internet after reading them

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lived in upstate new york for 22 years. moved to nyc for grad school because upstate new york is incredibly boring unless you do meth/heroin

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

only a few places in manhatten are worth going to. brooklyn and queens are probably my two favorite places in all of east coast

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

must suck to have to write college level English instructor every time instead of English professor

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you can't turn right on red in nyc, you'll get destroyed

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kid gon learn how to throw a punch if he gon be fking with dem big boyz

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i always say i'm disorganized. to other people that is, i know where everything is even though it's in a chaotic mess

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if i ever become a professor i wouldn't hold it against someone if they used red pen. this isn't a test about color of fucking pens

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is 2015 right? people using raunchy? gl op

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also they sell online now so you don't have to drive to the store or hope to find it on eBay like you had to five years ago

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno why people just don't wear wild things. It's all made in new Hampshire and cheaper than anything else and better quality

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the second one has the longest sentence ever followed by a 2 word sentence, who the fuck wrote this?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

big dick problems suck sometimes

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

at 200 bucks a month ill pay mine off when i'm about to retire, glorious north america

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i learned about tesla coils in red alert on the ps 1. i used to have 9 hour epic skirmishes against expert ai

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

never understood how a simple image hosting site can fuck up so much.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

congrats, i can't even save my receipts from last week

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i just replace gluten with rice, carb addiction solved

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0