halmcgee

119 pts ยท September 21, 2013


Now thats what I call a safe room.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was car dancing at a red light to annoy my son and I looked in thje rear view mirror and two college age ladies were laughing bigly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paint can's a la Home Alone!

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

ah the cocoa cough...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad they didn't use the Rogalo wing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The secret socket graveyard

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moves slider to 100% Christina Ricci...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The moment you realize maybe this isn't the job you thought it was...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the Department of Redundancy Department

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cleaned up my garage then I inventoried my tools and ordered all the missing sockets. 1 deep well 10mm. After next project I have 2...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the book Up Front by Bill Mauldin. I read my dads copy many times when I was a kid.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure this is the bottom. It's got to get better from here.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey I made an 0.6 one semester. Lowest possible GPA without being expelled. Ended up being a wakeup call. Changed majors and made it out.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved the artwork on those books.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Wild, Wild West

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When does Antique Roadshow come to town?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always told my employees part of my job as a manager is to be a shit filter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear I saw Jimmy Hoffa pop out of the trunk...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Fed Ex plane is in the Bermuda Triangle piloted by Tom Hanks ...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and shortly thereafter the cat finished his nap... not even a thank you...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We lived in a Sears kit home in Greensboro, NC near UNC-G

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christina Hendricks is the Mariana Trench

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone lost a bet...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just spray paint me yellow and drag me out to the parking lot and use me as a speed bump.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of us memorize the page number...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I buy doughnuts every week at work. If I can't be thin and beautiful then everyone is going to be fat, dumb and happy. Worked for 31 years.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much bad information here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Christina Ricci must now appear on Stranger Things or the circle will be broken...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Get well soon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0