Upvoting everything but one of then is actually pretty good.
When we get into an argument you can use this Christmas selfie as ammo to make fun of me. It won't work though cause I look amazing.
My hobby that turned into my career is creating cocktails.
Makes sense to me.
Merry late Christmas!
45 pictures of my dog Pepper just today.
One of my coolest retro gaming treasures, my Nintendo calendar from 1990!
Hint hint
They apparently are pretty shit cars though.
In the process of applying to adopt this little cutie. Hoping to crowd source some name ideas that aren't an ethnic slur. Help me out friends!
Ask not for whom the plastic bell tolls.