harfish

840 pts · July 23, 2012


How did he avoid jail? "Substantial cooperation" ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The wall is called the boundary. If the ball goes over it without touching the ground the batting team gets 6 runs. If it hits the ground, 4

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Isn't this from First Contact where Dr Crusher activates him to stall the Borg while they escape?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You 16 yet? It's the age of consent here

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone here in NZ got the vanity plate U16YET

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

South Africa

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of the oligarchs' kids get to travel the world driving race cars really badly

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Canadian government has apologised for Bryan Adams on several occasions

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I don't believe an appear to authority automatically wins the argument. Now let me appeal to an authority who agrees with me"

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

My high school used that. The guilty parties were rounded up, roughed up, and delivered to the staff. This was portrayed as a life lesson

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They got busted lip syncing because a CD skipped during a show at that moment in the song.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I went to high school with a guy who did ballet and was an excellent rugby player. He called rugby “ballet in the mud”

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“If you’re waiting for my comeback, you’ll need to scrape it off your mom’s tits. Just kidding. She swallowed the lot”

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope that one day in the future the name Murdoch is up there with Stalin and Hitler as history’s greatest villains

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

To Yankee Doodle: Matt Gaetz is a pedophile, he plays with little children. Takes them to Joel Greenburg’s house to sexually abuse them

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A per curium opinion so those cowards didn’t even sign their names to it!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

When my uncle retired, he took a “job” driving doctors to aged care places at night a couple of nights a week.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oddly this is due to California labour law. Engineer was the closest term to what early IT did that was exempt from overtime.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone did the maths on this and it comes out to 0.9m/L. No idea what that is in freedom units

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas. Thanks for beer and the Hazard brothers

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the third period, the bases are loaded, Australia are in the bonus and England is down by a touchdown

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My cat decided to attack my toes at the worst time during a Teams meeting. "Anyone have anything to add?" "Aaaargh! Ouch!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have a points based immigration policy here. How many points can you score in a game of rugby or cricket? That will get you in

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Technically, pain from a broken toe is "all in your head".

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I know a guy who runs a hobby shop. He says MtG basically keeps him in business. He's more into mini wargames like Warhammer

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Imagine basketball and soccer had a child

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like in soccer. Men and women wear the same uniforms, just slightly different shapes. If anything, the men's shirts are tighter these days

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