hazelcontempt

226 pts ยท September 6, 2014


I like anagrams, and Motorhead. And big women, I like the size. ;)

That is why I identify as apostate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hank you , and I got e- shat upon for this same observation. I really think that crap like this we are doomed to live Idiocracy, soon.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

CLOSED!!!! Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I'm not sure, it is really bright out where I live.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very good Franklin.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to see you in a crown.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah Elfen Lied!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soooooo Cute!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah I was just going for laughs. I know 3 or more women in real life, not my mom too!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool, I thoughtI talked to a girl once but I was vwrong. I hope you laughed at my attempt at humor

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Staren? You expect me to believe you actually talked to a real live women?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go away

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck right off, Which way? Right the fuck off.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how anal you are about that

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My bowels are alive with the sound of pooosic

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These guys came to my house, stole all my blue jumpsuits, and stuck their thumbs in my butt. That is what I call service!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Teletubbie House?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, that would mean standing up every once in a while when the curb has no ramp.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought you were having a big year but this is cool too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was wondering how they did it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I remember this" - Kid

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice work.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hail,.....you I guess?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clever girl/boy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you afraid of yourself? Are you afraid of the world? Sorry, I'm afraid I couldn't help it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah they could flap in and say," NO I say right here that's not correct". Then Thesaurus Rex flaps overlike "but it's a synonym Dic."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn dictionary, always winning cuz it thought of shit first. I conceed I'm joining the sad pile of shame community now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be the convention community!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' A right!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a casino in Montana I worked at. Love your posts, I'm almost tempted to get back in the kitchen.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0