1129 pts ยท July 14, 2012
Something about myself.
Put a hanging planter on your window. Anytime you hear noise, just water your plant as needed.
I was expecting the matches to catch fire.
my pants at a buffet
at least someone likes going to the dentist
Damn OP. I wasnt planning on crying tonight, but here I am with you. Sending love from CA.
*adam
still waiting on that college one.
He ate the blueberry gum at Wonka's factory.
Demon of Filth sounds like a porn.
First girl eating the strawberry burned her tongue. I know that act of panic when I see one.
Like a dog playing in leaves
It's a boy? *watches gif again for balls*
Congrats Dr. OP.
doubles as a bath tub.
Update.
"My mama said the alligator's mad cause he as all dem teeth and no tooth brush."
there's vomit on her shirt already. hairball.
Did he save the kitten?
black garlic is amazinggggggg
p'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Due in August? Name her April.
sauce. i want to hear her scream bloody murder
straight to the spank bank.
devastated.
do you like fishsticks? what are you? a gay fish?
AHAHAHAHAHAH BEST EVER.
you don't find cats. cats find you.
Out of all the Alan Rickman posts I've seen, this one tipped the tear bucket. RIP.
Those must be one dollar bills flying around.
Put a hanging planter on your window. Anytime you hear noise, just water your plant as needed.
I was expecting the matches to catch fire.
my pants at a buffet
at least someone likes going to the dentist
Damn OP. I wasnt planning on crying tonight, but here I am with you. Sending love from CA.
*adam
still waiting on that college one.
He ate the blueberry gum at Wonka's factory.
Demon of Filth sounds like a porn.
First girl eating the strawberry burned her tongue. I know that act of panic when I see one.
Like a dog playing in leaves
It's a boy? *watches gif again for balls*
Congrats Dr. OP.
doubles as a bath tub.
Update.
"My mama said the alligator's mad cause he as all dem teeth and no tooth brush."
there's vomit on her shirt already. hairball.
Did he save the kitten?
black garlic is amazinggggggg
p'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Due in August? Name her April.
sauce. i want to hear her scream bloody murder
straight to the spank bank.
devastated.
do you like fishsticks? what are you? a gay fish?
AHAHAHAHAHAH BEST EVER.
you don't find cats. cats find you.
Out of all the Alan Rickman posts I've seen, this one tipped the tear bucket. RIP.
Those must be one dollar bills flying around.