helljack

62328 pts ยท June 17, 2013


I have very little to say.

6 hours ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

I'm about 90 miles from DC in Virginia. I'll plan on becoming a narrative skeleton for some future adventurer.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaha. What a funny skit regarding a toxic human and the other human she forces to put up with her.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

1 week ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 7

Took part in the Riyadh Comedy Festival when he didn't need to. He took the bloodiest of money in a failed attempt to normalize Saudi Aribia.

Jimmy Carr was not a struggling actor/comedian. This was just last year. He could have said 'fuck off', but the blood money was too good to pass up.

So, I hope that paycheck is enough to last him the rest of his career. Fuck him and everyone like him.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Indeed. Fuck Jimmy Carr.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Homeblyat trying to rocket jump.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

H is for 'hwi'. A hwi hefted by a hawk. A hawk who hacks at haddock. A haddock hacking hawk, if you will.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We could call it the ICE Bucket Challenge...

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh, I wonder what would happen if they were doused with a fuck ton of water.

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Depends on which side of the hole he's on, bruv...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody know where you can buy one of those things?

I got a lot to say and I want it to be everyone's problem.

3 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

#38 Joe ain't representing nobody but Joe, dammit!

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

One can only hope. I'm so sick of this failed experiment.

Let's just reset and leave it all to the roaches.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#11

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn. I was about to go to bed, but now I'm all hungry and shit.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not nearly enough blood.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, if you think you're being filmed secretly make sure to meme at them first.

The algorithm craves content...

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because in our western culture, we see a career as the fundamental cornerstone of a persons entire being.

You are not "A person who works in trash disposal." You are "just a garbage man."

So, if you lose your job...well, you've just lost a huge part of yourself. It's not fair, but that is exactly how a lot of people see the world. This is why, when you meet a new person for the first time, you are usually asked "so what do you do for a living?"

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

THIS IS THE ANGRIEST UPVOTE I'VE EVER GIVEN OUT!

1 month ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

This is EXACTLY what all of the folks who linger after a 'car show' are looking for.

You don't gather in a crowd and film every car leaving hoping everyone obeys the rules and laws. They are all waiting for some dumb fuck to do a dumb fuck thing so they can film it and act shocked and gawk in disbelief for the sake of their feeds because the content machine never sleeps and we have so much time to fill social media.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God, I used to LOVE old country stores like that.

Walk in looking for a pack of smokes and a cool can of diet anything, walk out $250 dollars later with a new full set of copper cookware, 3 new pairs of pants, and two fresh baked loaves of some fancy bread with meat and cheese baked right in.

All of it either salvaged or homemade.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both months left of it, yeah.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She seems fun af

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, this is a no brainer.

AIPAC just lost a major asset in Lindsey and are in the market for a new employee. So, you're going to see desperate old school mother fuckers auditioning to be a new Graham.

Don't want to burn a bridge just yet. Might be a fat paycheck on the other side.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0