When I see a couple fighting in public
Lance Stephenson is a dick.
When I finally start watching porn on my brand new laptop after a few days
I saw some asian lads get airport sushi earlier. I was late for boarding because I had to wait for their reaction when they tried it first.
Happiness Level: Somersault
Someone probably rolled a 7
There is a guy called hodorhodorhodorhodorhodor who comments hodor on every picture in user submitted
Suarez back in Uruguay
When some "spoilerbot" messages me a game of thrones spoiler for no reason