14090 pts · July 2, 2017
Th OP is my brother and he didn’t take me to either of these concerts. Jerk.
Flick, slap, choke....whatever gets it going...
Ben is the real hero here...
Hang in there...
At least he’s using protection...
Lazy Moth-er F’er!
So they can eat off of our plate, but you take one of her nuggets...
This is how it starts, then turns into a house full of weeds
N word = Nike
That bitch has the fish herp
Rubbing your meat a day in advance? You must have a hot date tomorrow.
Pier 1 circa 1992
She must like going down
No time wasted when KY is involved
Not if it’s a stopwatch
What a time consuming job...
Mattress in the dark
He said yes, when he could’ve said no...so you’re good. If date goes south, make sure you do too and it will make it all better. ;)
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Oh, the mammaries...
They’re wearing little ones parachutes...
Adidas and Nike. Is that what they consider cross-dressing?
Congratulations! I dated someone who was on dialysis for 5 yrs and received a kidney during that time we dated. Best wishes! Enjoy peeing!
I read it as “2 kids she ate”...pretty sure it was more than 2
How is this 3yr old so coordinated?
Weird nipple placement
That’s a nipple
Thanks
Excuse my ignorance...can someone explain what the [*3] means?
They don’t look like those from RHM!
Th OP is my brother and he didn’t take me to either of these concerts. Jerk.
Flick, slap, choke....whatever gets it going...
Ben is the real hero here...
Hang in there...
At least he’s using protection...
Lazy Moth-er F’er!
So they can eat off of our plate, but you take one of her nuggets...
This is how it starts, then turns into a house full of weeds
N word = Nike
That bitch has the fish herp
Rubbing your meat a day in advance? You must have a hot date tomorrow.
Pier 1 circa 1992
She must like going down
No time wasted when KY is involved
Not if it’s a stopwatch
What a time consuming job...
Mattress in the dark
He said yes, when he could’ve said no...so you’re good. If date goes south, make sure you do too and it will make it all better. ;)
Oh, the mammaries...
They’re wearing little ones parachutes...
Adidas and Nike. Is that what they consider cross-dressing?
Congratulations! I dated someone who was on dialysis for 5 yrs and received a kidney during that time we dated. Best wishes! Enjoy peeing!
I read it as “2 kids she ate”...pretty sure it was more than 2
How is this 3yr old so coordinated?
Weird nipple placement
That’s a nipple
Thanks
Excuse my ignorance...can someone explain what the [*3] means?
They don’t look like those from RHM!