hexephant

3080 pts · June 8, 2017


"we" vs. "you" where "you" is America, and that means "we" is not - they're proud to be traitors

12 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But it won't be on Fox News, so nobody who needs to see it will see it

12 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They need to add a judge to the Supreme Court, end Citizens United, ban Congressional stock trades, and then there might be enough Democrats without puppet strings to get other things done

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit, he's gonna have a cameo in the next Backrooms

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Muppets love can't be Jim Henson nostalgia. Say Muppets or Sesame Street to me at any point in my childhood, and you had my attention immediately. Say Jim Henson to me before I saw The Dark Crystal: Who?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Regardless of when the slogan changed, the Google+ quest to beat Facebook was the end of good Google. By the time they forced people to create a Google+ account to comment on YouTube, so they could say Google+ had millions of users, they were ethically cooked.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And his idiot cult won't even notice

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hackers could have done so much damage if JavaScript and processors had the power they have now, with MySpace's lack of security. It really died at the right time.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The "Bored of Peace" allows war crimes to continue - foreseeable harm - negligent omission - implied malice. Let's start by putting them on trial, since the world won't hold Israel accountable.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Must be very nearsighted; need some prescription horse goggles

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One swam with me in the Galapagos for a long time. The Spanish "lobos marinos" (sea wolves) is more accurate, because they're such puppies.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut the fuck up, Donny. Commander in Chief tells the military what to do, not how to do it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he wants the strait open, but has never tried to end the war, I think the plan is to drag it out, fake an attack on US soil, declare a national emergency, and cancel the election.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't get your hopes up; cash prices will round to the nearest nickel when the penny goes away, and companies will start pricing everything that way

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And half the parents will be like, "Stop it? We voted for it. Sure they raised prices, fucked up health care, and sent your brother to die in Iran, but it was okay because they hated the same people we hated."

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whether you prefer a dark or light theme on a website isn't a privacy concern, and privacy laws don't care about cookies that don't contain personal info or identifiers. But because dummies think cookies themselves are bad, developers made "cookie banners" instead of privacy banners, and added the "necessary" category to represent cookies with no privacy concern. That freaks people out for no reason, because it's asshole design - an option that isn't an option.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sing a copyrighted song: ok, sing the song on video: ok, sing the song on video and make ad revenue from it: now the lawyers are interested.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know. And? The website is full of hints that it's fake, that's just one.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Bruh, even the name is a hint, satyr -> satire

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's a real picture from a real website... but the whole site is satire

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

From the website: "Threehalves will be substantially slowed if attempting to navigate a standard American 32"x80" door, and cannot turn around in a 42" wide hallway or enter a door orthogonal to the hallway. Larger horns can be fit to prevent any passage through pedestrian doors."

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#7 Gore & Clinton accelerated the downward spiral by deregulating the FCC, which led to FOX News and the enshittification of the rest of the news media

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Progressive until the money says not to be. Put the staffer who runs his twitter feed on the ballot.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

São Paulo Brazil, too. Can't even have large building signs. Many murals where ads used to be.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the interview he's referring to, she said, "This was not sexual. It just hurt," then "I think most people think of rape as being sexy," Poorly worded, but she didn't say it was sexy; she was trying to illustrate how violent rape is. Trump The Rapist just heard what he wanted to hear.

1 month ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Mark David Chapman shot John Lennon for being a phony

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But guess which party has more politicians who aren't allowed to drive because of a DUI

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0