God damn it, Jesus!
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MRW my hater blockers fly off and the haters are no longer my motivators
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ladies and gentlemen, my brother-in-law...
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Now you can die in peace.
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At least someone loves me
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such neighbors. much humor. wow
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Mary had a little lamb..,
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MRW I get off of work and then remember I have to be back in the morning
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I got 2 dollars with consecutive serial numbers.
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