What an adorable floating head...
Googled "sexy garlic bread". Was not disappointed.
Disappointed this wasnt in the opening ceremonies of the olympics
Yeah, I guess I needed new curtains
MRW I can't find the wine opener, but I'm determined
...I need TP for m...you got a loose cig I can bum?!
Strike a pose
Just hangin out
MOM GET OFF THE PHONE!!
I see your water bottle flip and raise you...
MRW people try to randomly make an "upvote everything day"
I suddenly wish I had a boat
Classic response
Common misconception, people
Fatality...
With their powers combined, you have...a verizon employee
MRW I'm so surprised, I have to kiss whoever is over my shoulder
Hu-likes hula hoop? I do!
MRW I go running with my more athletic friend
Scatter!!!!
MRW it's finally payday
That'll buff out, buddy
On my way to steal yo bitch
Rio-oh my god!
How I feel getting ready for work Monday morning
Time to get the weekend on!
NO WAY!!!
When you just cant stop cheer-diddly-doodling
MRW people say they are more of a "cat person"
They are really interesting, though!
Just a stool sample...
What's the prize in every national geographic magazine?
5/7 would let her put me in a headlock