Zero fucks were harvested that season
My boyfriend discovered my love for Tard. This was my Christmas gift.
It's the little things.
:3
Sub walks in and introduces himself as Professor Thune. This is all I could think of.
All hail Cthurkey
words of wisdom in the library bathroom
Carved pumpkins with my friends. Guess which one's mine.
MRW I find out who this guy is
Imgur, I need your help!
I'd say the specifically crunchy kind.
Saw this nice little display at World Market.
Encountered a huge mothafuckin mosquito out in Washington while camping.
Are we still doing shameless selfies?
TARD FOR PRESIDENT!
I caught the stomach flu Tuesday afternoon and just wanted you all to know I've just taken my first solid shit since then. That is all.
Popped up on my Facebook feed
My dog Jarvis turned one today :3
(Do I really need to add anything else?)
Just a man and his onion.
Visiting a college in Maine. My hotel provides moose facts!
So apparently these guys worked on Star Wars together.
Each teacher has a small profile on my school's website. Here's my poetry professor. I think it's going to be a good semester.
Imgur, meet Jarvis.
I hope Nick Cage's mom looks like that.
Why I have a boyfriend and a parrot who moults down
enjoying a spoonful of pb when I saw this..
Tumblr post found on Pinterest. Thought Imgur would like it, too.
guys... the rest of the internet found out about moon moon...
We exchanged a thumbs up.
I carved this.
For anyone else who might need this.
I have an affinity for tiny things, and my friend once speculated it was because I feel emotionally akin to them. Hence, iamtiny
Giant candy is the best candy.
Christmas gift to myself.