icarus86

169 pts ยท October 17, 2012


you get 5 or fighting.... but the player probably got huge fines and a suspension

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She saw your post... had to act calm until you told the whole internet that she was fine and no longer the main suspect... you dead

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

website crashed

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

hot sauce?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats because since they started dating she has kept them in her purse

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor temper and bad aim do not mix well.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My biggest annoyance with the Phonetic Alphabet is people dont know Sierra starts with an 'S' not a 'C'

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was once chopping brush with a machete, as I swung into a vine clump near the ground I hit a nest of baby bunnies... bros gf was mortified

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

i have a friend who whenever you put you finger near her mouth instictivly opens her mouth... we have alot of fun teasing her about it

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

or isnt ashamed by watching porn and has no need to hide it... or wants to get caught so she can increase how much sex she has by 175%

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i once installed one of those in a restaraunt, it held 6 bottles and cost 7000 dollars.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I work in alot of shopping malls, you often see these behind staff only doors... the suction holds the door open for a few mins then closes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had never noticed how disgusted she looks by that man/beer relationship

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

they have underwater ballasts and stabilizers to keep the whole ship level...worked with 3 people who spent 5 years on crusie ships

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also I hate spelling medieval because I suck at spelling and it always looks wrong to me

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Medieval Tykes

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i never understood the whole gap thigh thing... you look way more beautiful at a healthy weight... keep up the fight and best wishes

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it bothers me the r was missing in far

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

id totally be up for getting paired with you

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sorry to be that guy but she has fantastic breasts

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0



12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not sure if i want to try or just being trolled by 1950's magazine

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shoes are gonna suck... time to start living like a hobbit

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one that got me ran into the side of my car, while I was at highway speeds.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian who lived in England yes... the english accent on women is just a turn off now... still badass on men though

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

he picked it as a screen name because it is impossible to pronouce in English

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woot, as of jan one all my debts were paid... im worth more then a homeless person!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

upvotes for all your comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i did this to my sisters car today (2006 buick allure)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1