40161 pts · June 24, 2016
I believe in everything and nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing and everything thing is sacred. -Tom Robbins
Aboot
Nice
Nice dog dude
Me too I think it’s the fresh mozzarella cheese but I really enjoy their pizza over the takeouts
Their pizza always gave me diarrhea
I want to make a treehouse in it and live there
I’m not a big fan of logging but a bumper sticker that said “if you don’t like logging try wiping your ass with plastic”made me laugh
What about the fanny pack?
Hope he doesn’t od on salt when he cleans himself
Looks like she’s into the dark meat
Hodor the imgurian
And only 2 speculms. Tots and pears
Space jizz
Have you seen Blazing Saddles?
Though he’s a great actor with a name like 2 dick you’re definitely special
Cunt Busters
Only if your name is Brock Turner
My mother in law
That might go the other way but fight club is....
Me too
She’d never see it coming
Upvoted but a little too easy to woop that ass.
I upvoted but that’s fucked up
I paused the vcr and jerked my gerkin to her tatas
Porsche a little too small to get laid in but you get laid the moment you get out
Ya just don’t lead them as much
That’s some pussy I would die for. And probably would
You don’t live up to your username. Shame on you. Fuckn ketchup
Aboot
Nice
Nice dog dude
Me too I think it’s the fresh mozzarella cheese but I really enjoy their pizza over the takeouts
Their pizza always gave me diarrhea
I want to make a treehouse in it and live there
I’m not a big fan of logging but a bumper sticker that said “if you don’t like logging try wiping your ass with plastic”made me laugh
What about the fanny pack?
Hope he doesn’t od on salt when he cleans himself
Looks like she’s into the dark meat
Hodor the imgurian
And only 2 speculms. Tots and pears
Space jizz
Have you seen Blazing Saddles?
Though he’s a great actor with a name like 2 dick you’re definitely special
Cunt Busters
Only if your name is Brock Turner
My mother in law
That might go the other way but fight club is....
Me too
She’d never see it coming
Nice
Upvoted but a little too easy to woop that ass.
I upvoted but that’s fucked up
I paused the vcr and jerked my gerkin to her tatas
Porsche a little too small to get laid in but you get laid the moment you get out
Ya just don’t lead them as much
That’s some pussy I would die for. And probably would
You don’t live up to your username. Shame on you. Fuckn ketchup