irmonkey

4409 pts ยท August 27, 2013


It was good for its time. Now...probably not.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll sail the high seas for it and cut off a Tesla while it's downloading.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well they're all bots so they'll just create new accounts.

1 day ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm going to guess she got a payout or a yacht or something else untrackable. You don't throw in the towel as quickly as she did without a reason.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They just wanted $7000.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"no idea what color"

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We might just have to give him Florida and wall it off.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I totally forgot about Brainscan.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He also voted incorrectly, was told by a Senate clerk that he did so, and changed his vote. So an unelected official cast a vote in the Senate.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#2 why is it important for the human for scale to stand sassy?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have they even broken ground in Mebane yet? It kept popping up in the news for years that it's right around the corner but every time I drive by it's just an empty field.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's idiotic.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There is a video of the guy in the shirt being removed and the double bird guy sitting there with a shit eating grin.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You leave it like this all the time? What's your water bill like?

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Won't someone think of the DOW?!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My neighbors just spent $75k clearing out their very wooded lot. It looks terrible now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I won an iPod Shuffle way back when they first came out. I promptly lost the sync/charging dock. When I found the dock, I couldn't find the iPod. This cycle has repeated itself for years. I have never known where both were at the same time.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Winona's got herself a big, brown otter.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Because they have to hide their belly buttons in the cold wintertime.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As long as Target and Starbucks stay open, most Americans unfortunately don't realize a thing has changed.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What she did wrong was using the bike as a prop.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm not supporting her at all but he also spoke over her every single time she opened her mouth. The moderator should have put a stop to that.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

O'DOYLE RULES!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apparently Mexico is a big league country. I heard they are above first world countries.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ask Eugene Victor Tooms.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0