Forever Funny
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Mom - "Make sure you buy some nice shoes for your fathers retirement ceremony. No Sneakers!" MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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User submitted
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Guilty
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Years later this episode still makes me laugh
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I probably cemented my place in hell for laughing
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Theres a glitch on the American Airlines website. Take advantage before they fix it..
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Hmmm
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Ouch
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Just got this portrait of my mom. Its so well done that it weirds me out sometimes. Glad I had the hindsight to get it placed on my non fapping arm. O_O
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Its been raining 5 days straight. The sun FINALLY made an appearance!
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The fellas and I went to the Deftones show. One of my friends was crowd surfing when all of a sudden he got dropped. This is the end result. You could hear his head hit the ground over the music! O_O
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Accurate
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How?!
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I need new friends smh
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MRW my boy tells me "bro there were so many girls at the bar! You missed out"
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While I was working out with my friend I realized how much he looked like Odd Job!
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I Hate My Friends
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This just seems like basic common courtesy but apparently not
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He has MULTIPLE beds throughout my place but he chooses to only lay on my rug smh
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She must bathe daily in fresh virgin blood!
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This is the side of bodybuilding they don't tell you about CONSTANTLY meal prepping...*sigh*
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Sometimes I stumble across a gem amongst thr countless selfies and pics of mediocre meals on IG
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Whenever I'm sitting down, Peanut has to have some part of himself touching me. He literally did this the entire 1st half of a football game. Gonna miss him when I deploy..
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My best friend recently knocked out his 1st head tattoo. He's received A TON inquiries from all over the country for other head tattoos since he posted it on his FB/IG page!
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The 10 workout commandments according to Jerome Mayberry
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My best friend/tattooer (Tanane Whitfield) created this for me (using prisma markers) for my birthday. He knows how much I love Spongbob! Awesome!!
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My friend jammed his finger playing basketball. This is a week later. He claims it doesnt hurt. Dude go to the fucking hospital smh
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MRW when people ask if I fly Jets after finding out I'm in the Air Force.
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I've met a ton of celebs before but I turned into a school house girl meeting Buddy The Cake Boss!
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I concur
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Tried out a new wax today for my floors. Came out pretty good!
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A pretty cool shot of me shooting my AR-15 and a round creating sparks off of the backstop!
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Today's Breakfast: The Hella Fitzgerald (fried chicken, bacon, cheddar, red eye sausage gravy on a sweet potato biscuit) from Handsome Biscuit in Norfolk, VA
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPS!
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MRW an ex coworker (who tried to get me fired) greeted me at the bar last night. Fucking cunt
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Her eyes! *sigh*
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every-damn-time
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Just left the Doobie Brothers concert and it was pretty awesome. Those old guys still got it!
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"Sup?"
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Shamefully I laughed..
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Wheelchair accessible stairs
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The horrible swelling from my wisdom teeth extraction was comedy gold for my friends apparently *sigh*
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I'm just going to leave this here and back away bewildered
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