jackbatman

69 pts ยท February 6, 2015


Yup, I did this for 3 years then she fell in love with a co-worker. Sucks balls.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doesn't

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Magnets powerful enough to wipe a HDD are those used in MRI machines or there abouts. Stop watching TV and read a book.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Australian, what the fuck is a Blooming Onion.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is that a massive Jesus or a tiny dinosaur

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wait, you call them "brights". In Straya we call them high beams

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Embrace the darkness

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's easier said than done but I get your point

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea it's a dude from her work, they spend a lot of time together.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks bro, I've already started.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought but by the end we were just housemates.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hahaha, love it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I shall call him " mini me"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0