61 ( chronological, probably 23 everything else ) year old long time Internet User ( Windows 3.1 Trumpet Winsock anyone? ) living the Dad Core life South of Vancouver, BC.
61 ( chronological, probably 23 everything else ) year old long time Internet User ( Windows 3.1 Trumpet Winsock anyone? ) living the Dad Core life South of Vancouver, BC.
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. "
But a year later she befriended a sentient wise-cracking robot so... there's that....
Phoenix A* and TON 618 are both Heckin' Chonkers.
"If not Friend, Why Friend Sha...."
- famous last words.
"If not Friend, Why Friend Sha...."
- famous last words.
No wonder they didn't build their world religion around it, that chord is PIVOTAL
Then again, if it inspires anyone....
Yeah - I stuck that bit in at the end. Still thought it was funny enough to post.
"And the Joke is ... When he Awoke is ... His Body was covered in.... Coke Fizz"
- no one singing along, ever...
size of a...? Going to need a banana ... for scale...
I'll take pi/6 radians please... oh ... wait... it's a rectangular cake so I'll need to convert to Cartesian...
"Hello, is this the Internal Revenue Service? You owe me...um... 50 million dollars in tax returns"
"... we'll have to see your returns and receipts as well as..."
"No need for that, I did my taxes in my head! 50 millions dollars please..."
Wait — you have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat
"FREEBIRD!" - Lion... probably...
There were some that gave out free matches. Great to collect and make smoke bombs with.
Canada similar. I've yet to prove it, but my theory is that if you are on a paved road there is a Tim Horton's no more than an hours drive away.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS.
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR.
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE.
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR.
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
Looks like I took a wrong toin at Albuquerque....
As all good Canadians know, the solution lies in "The Vinyl Cafe" episode: "Dave Cooks the Turkey".
The electrician:
One of the unexpected things about them is when you get up close and realized the white outer skin is not aluminum or titanium, it's fabric... basically the same stuff they make firefighters suits from
I mean, Disney actually made a short version of "Rogers: The Musical"... so why not?
I did this once with my kid asleep in a car seat in the back. I woke up with someone screaming "OH MY GOD SOMEONE LEFT A BABY ALONE IN THE CAR!" and some frantic door handle rattling.... OK - best of intentions, but scared the crap out of the both of us....