jasebase

69 pts ยท September 9, 2015


The left one is a vibrator, the right one is a food blender/chopper. Not a joke per se, more a "make sure not to confuse them, haha" meme.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Congrats on opening your shop! You could also have the option to sew buttons on each side, to hang your mask instead of around the ears.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not easy for someone in dire need to lose weight to do those crunches. Draw a really heavy guy/girl and then think what they could do.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I wish that people making /posting infographics like this would understand that most of the ones needing them don't look like that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dr. here.. my colleagues and I have long come to accept that we need the darkest humor to get us through the darkest nights..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know the look on that mom's face. It says: I'm hanging by a thread, thank god she's sleeping, no energy to talk, don't care either..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Subtle, Eddie, really subtle ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English is my 4th language, and I didn't know what a headstock was anyway; I saw the picture and tought: Pointy spanking paddle! Interesting

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're going to bang what with your buddy?!..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a play on the word "shot", like you can get a shot of tequila at a bar, but also get shot by a muslim terrorist for being gay..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2: Like: "we could stop at McDonalds, i could make you a sandwich or there are leftovers that can be reheated, what would you prefer ?"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1/2: You don't ask, she's already trying to still act peaceful while hungry, don't antagonize her further. Just present her a few options.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0