mrw i compliment another imgurian's username and they change it
mfw i take a great shower, walk out of bathroom into the dark hallway only to step on sticky dog pee
So... Alternative facts?..
All you Kevin Spacey fucks can get the hell out
Found a huge ass leaf (Men's 8.5 shoe)
When you find something on the PSAT that's definitely gonna become a meme
Day 25 of December: They still haven't noticed me
In-n-Out
I waited all year to confess that I liked this guy.
My favorite moment of Parks & Rec
mfw a fucker blurts out the punchline to my joke before me
Ignore everything! Upvote Sherlock!
All the Christmas feelings...
Teachers today when students begin with, "The PSAT..."
Going to South Korea in two weeks. Here's a dessert I will ravish multiple times with my mouth.
As an asian living in the deep south, this gif sums up what happens everytime my family and I step into any restaurant
mrw i fart myself awake from a nap
"I like women who have curves." IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
Today's my third Cake Day :)
My PSP when I turn it on after a long time
A lot of people will get offended
Walk up to the club like, what up I got a stable dock.
Little Awwws For Your Day
Waited half an hour for a parking space at a pizza place. Finally got one, but the previous parker just gave me his pay to park pass for thr next couple of hours. Thanks a lot, man.
mfw i ace a quiz but it does nothing to help my grade
Found an upvote at school
I moved to FL 5 years ago, and Matthew is my first major hurricane. I'm super nervous.
Mrw I heard someone say "low key" for the first time
How 2016 feels so far
I almost shouted sentry. I've been playing too much tf2...
Was 1/4 through a meal with my parents, when i saw a variation of animal farm on our sashimi plate
I don't have the time or the patience because of my demanding classes.
mrw i pause adblock to watch a movie, but there are too many pop ups to unpause it.
Don't blink. Fuck.
Repost of a friend's repost made it to FP
After hours of relentless searching, I finally found the costume that speaks to me.
i just licked a zipper on a couch cushion i have and now my tongue is numb
Missed my cake day...
My Last Meal On Earth
Not a usual dose of aww, but Leo is my 'Hobbes'. He's the closest animal I have to a pet, and I've had him for 6 years now. We've been fighting zombies in my nightmares together and have traveled together many times. Keep on roarin, Leo.
Theres a dick on my driveway (sorry for potato quality, its 8:30 here).
mfw I'm a deficient love child of Dwight Schrute, David Bowie, and Cthulhu.
My neighbors are having a rather noisy basketball game even though it is 11:32 PM and about 3/4 of the neighborhood is trying to sleep. What should I scream through my window?
nice steamy dump in the snow
Me: "Oh yeah I'm a supporter of the LGBTQA community." Person: "So you must be gay, right?" mrw
fuck those japanese robots who can speak and kick a soccer ball better than me. THIS is the best thing the japanese have to offer
Was blowing my nose when a majestic dove flew out
mrw i see the trailer for exo zombies (i have a deathly fear of zombies and those exo zombies run)
I missed my cake day for the second time in a row
mrw my co-worker moves a coat rack with his mind
I'm not a normal person. I dont clog toilets with shit, I clog sinks with soil.
Is this the real life
TIL that kine is plural for cow
Free candy that made my day
Jordan Spieth is the winner of the 2015 Masters at -19. Great job, sir.
I'm pretty sure I missed my cake day...
Opened a large bag of "individually wrapped milk chocolate dove chocolates." This was a surprise.