jayward413

3610 pts ยท October 12, 2012


Wow. How... how your brain so good? This comment is too accurate. I'm not being hyperbolic - favorite comment on Imgur after 4+yrs a member

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's strange; while I didn't laugh out loud, this is easily one of the funniest things I've seen on here. Top job mate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, if you can't laugh, you'll be miserable. I really appreciate shit like this. Top cunts.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Noble lioness.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prejudice = pre-judging - If you can avoid that and arrive at your conclusion/opinion of someone based on facts, you're safe.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a benevolent lizard who rebuilds a city and then moonwalks back into the ocean.

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

The Farrelly brothers had nothing to do with the prequel, that's why it sucked. It was just an attempt by New Line Cinema to make a buck.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

EeerMahGerd... gross.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my brother pulled out...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stunt person? Is that what her union calls her? Seems informal.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's genuinely depressing how uninterested I am in his recent work. I just feel like the effort isn't there. The writing is simply not funny

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even as a youth, I recall thinking this shot was so fucking strange. I was maybe five yrs old, at the most, and still was like... WTF mate?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bush Sr. wasn't too bad. At least he was moderate. You're right about Reagan - dude deregulated the shit out of Wall Street and the banks.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You outta know... you bought it." I know that's the jokers dialogue but this post reminded me of the movie and, in turn, that great line.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Officers are required to be tased in order to carry a taser - a fellow cop is often the one to tase you. Backstory of this cake, perhaps?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canada...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to make a joke about Apple employee's overreacting over the iTouch mistake but now I feel like I would offend you. Lolz jk.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think a good amount of folks thought the repeated part was a typo and not the joke. Otherwise I would suspect more up votes as well. Balls

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just received a warning today. I was very obviously speeding but the cop wasn't shooting radar so he couldn't cite me. Sucka! (I'm white)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well a tight hole is inarguably a pure resource... which many men certainly do work for. Peculiar sign.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shame on you Tom Cruise, shame on you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My very first thought as well. Although, I guess it was most peoples first thought... That's why your comment has been generously up voted.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Regarding rotary phones... "The shittiest cell phone in the world is a miracle." - Louis CK

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take "unnecessary comma" for a 1000.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His first two specials are absolutely the best. Also, muscular dystrophy - not paralyzed.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I first saw him in Training Day. If you've ever seen him on a talk show, you'll see what an awesome, genuine dude he is.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, yes. The Newsroom is an excellent show. Every actor brought their A game - including Crews. I really enjoyed his character.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoyed this. I paused the show at this part to show my brother and father this exact thing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

L.A. Noire

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0