jdl0218

-23 pts ยท December 11, 2012


I would give the FBI a shot at it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmmm, Bacon!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Show us YOUR tax returns.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 75

Must have been in the navy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love him and be there for him and explicitly tell him this. Show love and respect for his mother and siblings. It will be a great ride!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spongebob Squarepants

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She ded.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Armageddon

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We should leave them alone. Study the from afar.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you ded, can I have your stuff?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Milk Shake

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hug her a lot, hold her hand or touch her arm when you talk to her. Tell her what you are doing so she feels included.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proud of our country. Not proud of our president. That last one was pretty good though!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to take my presents apart and put them back together again. The puppy never worked the same though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where the fuck are you safety glasses!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also have much happiness and fuck you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh wow! That means you've got "hand!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that's what I am talkin' about!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So sorry for what happened and how it happened. If you all can do anything for his family, that would be great.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mother fuckers!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend woke herself up with a fart.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Blue ice from an airplane lavatory.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A soul too beautiful for the world at this time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why giraffes are going extinct!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Star Stuff

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh, fuck that shit!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here. We are with you!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe that would be a "NAVY!" of ducks. Did you see what I did there?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0