jessimaka

8258 pts · November 16, 2013


Wife to husband of 13 years. Mother to 5 and 11 year old girls. Love cleaning, organizing, watching tv/movies, snow(cold), crafting, all things Christmas, baking, and great music. I’ve broken several bones and had several surgeries so I tend to stay inside but enjoy the backdrop that Utah offers me. I like cheeseburgers and tacos.

what's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?

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Cats are weird assholes

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Gizmo meets Fozzie Bear

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Secret Santa Supports Cleaning!

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A coat we can all get behind

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Screw you Marfans Syndrome.

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Merry Christmas! And all that jazz

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There’s more?!

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I am a simple woman with simple needs

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My mutt Fozzie Bear turned 1 today!

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Hey Look - Another Pet

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Fozzie Bear is awkward AF

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Fozzie - Wocka Wocka

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Are we done yet?

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My 1st Time Surpassed Expectations

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Now this is my kind of art

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I am now studying for the CFP

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It's So Frickin Good

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Thank you Costco!

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How do you accidentally buy a 2 person sweater?

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We made it to winter in Utah...

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Dear Smithsonian

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We've gone too far!

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Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!

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Oooh, someone got fired.

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MRW I turn off my alarm and attempt to sleep just a little bit longer

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POW SMACK KABOOM

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Hello late night Imgurians.

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Golden slumbers fill your eyes. Smiles awake you when you rise. Sleep pretty darling

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MRW I find out McDonald's discontinued hot mustard sauce.

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Full on crazy for scale

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Bryan Cranston as Walter White

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MRW I accept that cat posts always win

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All I did was text my husband asking if he wanted any chili dogs from Wienerschnitzel

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Oh, the Denver Broncos...

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Me too Swedish Chef, me too.

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Anyone have a spare $200?

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