jlafunk

2344 pts ยท November 21, 2014


Makes sense. If you're putting something horrible on your body that's permanent then you're probably not good with reasoning skills.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why get pissed? Tell hi to buy the fancy popcorn and make up the difference.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HUman bites are worse than dog bites. It's also assult so go get it checked out and file a report with the police.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have eczema on my hands, too. Gets worse when I eat wheat flour... I'm allergic to gluten. Glad you're finding ways to heal.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Upvote for honesty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If her name is on it she still owes half. Talk to the landlord and see if you can renegotiate something else. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just bought a new copy of 1984, Fahrenheit 451, and Brave New World. (I'll ever sleep again).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree with this post. Sorry, never found it funny.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why so blue?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately some on ramps were built when speed limits were 20 mph lower than today. And driving 80+ in the "slow" lane makes you an ass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The HIV guy is real. But, it's actually better- the marrow donor's genes were resistant to the Bubonic Plague. It's the Delta 32 gene.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

These have made me so happy!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly you want to change where you are right now. See if you can get a counselor or therapist through your insurance and start talking.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even though it looks staged I really like her reactions... and flipping the chair. :) I used to do that when I was a kid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about an 80 year old woman living on a rural farm? She gotta get her bitch-ass up and walk to town to get an ID?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about people who don't have access to a bus? There are a lot who don't live in a metropolitan area. I mean, you know that, right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bash her fucking toes in.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They tell you what you want to hear so you'll shut up and vote for whomever they want you to.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Great post. Bravo!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way too early. My b-day is 9/20. 5 years ago Halloween shit showed up before my birthday. What? 31 days isn't enough for you?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/2Ihyub3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhhh... I did not know that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raisins are Polish?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOu bite into a cinnamon roll and are shocked they have raisins in them? Maybe if they were Toll House cookies but cinnamon rolls?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love this one. I haven't seen it in a few years.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your ex girlfriend just gave you a wonderful birthday gift: A life without her in it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assuming all SoCal peeps are like this asshole makes you an asshol, OP. I'm a SoCal native and would never do those things. (P.S. *I'm)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder how much puke is in that water... and I hope they use bleach.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0