jml3000

608 pts · January 13, 2013


Those book covers were so fucking creepy.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I always want to see what comes out the other side. Like, is it all flat - or like all chunked up into bits?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's funny. It doesn't *look* Egyptian....

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Artax, you're sinking! Come on, turn around, you have to, now! Come on! Artax! Fight against the sadness, Artax.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's always OK to speak ill of the dead. If you don't want people to talk about you when you're dead, be better to people in life.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I love Bordeaux =) J'ai fait mes études à Bx 4 en 1999 - 2000 !!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, is that Bordeaux?!

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

LOL Pretty much just like that. He's like a tiny grown-up. I chuckled and welled up a bit at the same time...and let him keep the $2...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's really cute. One time my 5 year old tried to tip me $2 because I did a good job parenting that day.

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Seriously though - Veggie Tales is super weird.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Going to be 36 in four years anyway - might as well be 36 with a college degree.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and now, here's "Mary Had a Little Lamb."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He needs shoes! Especially if there's salt on the sidewalks / street!!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Is the last one a Where's Waldo? Because I can't find him.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had to sign in to upvote this comment - and I'm the laziest person on the planet. First time I've laughed at anything here in forever.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Does that work with Legos?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way. It's not fun unless someone's crying.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my God, dog-people-team gymnastics should totally be an Olympic sport. I would watch the shit out of that.

6 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Bitch, that's Minnesota.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Aw! He's doing a happy jig!" "NOOO! It's a jig of grave danger!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that is true about the double decker taco, I will literally burn this mother fucker down.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This seems very "mathy" for the US...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It pooped itself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never. NEVER. laugh at comments. Well done =)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just say, "I"m going a bar to be by myself." That shit's premium when you have 3 kids. I'm overstimulated like 90% of the time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is your mom the Sorceress from HeMan?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0