jonmartinez13

1193 pts · April 28, 2012


"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Upvote just because Cuban sandwiches are the best.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" is good. It mostly parodies "Walk the Line," but takes on musical biopics in general.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am the man with no name; Zapp Brannigan at your service.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It means he's an adulterer! (Rifftrax, anyone?)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Give me... sugar... in water.

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 1

Murderverse, ha. As a Superman fan disappointed in the DCEU, I'm gonna start calling it that instead.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Is Hillary Clinton a real-life Mugatu?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

She is the most beautiful, glowing, sun goddess ever.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Abe Lincoln did have a good sense of humor in real life, though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*trilby*

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You might have a thing for Pre-Columbian women (not saying that's a bad thing).

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Pretty damn good.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither one is as good as Invigaron!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised they didn't go with BB1 seeing as they straight up redid "A New Hope" anyway

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What are you doing?! You doing the speech from 'Jaws'? Are you doing 'Jaws'?! We don’t have time for this shit, this is serious!"

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Awesome username, OP

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“I should have never taken him to see 'The Wiz'!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't watch Futurama.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. Johnny Cash has to think about his entire life before he plays."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised they were all able to stand up after that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And when @localmanstrikesagain saw the last episode he wept, for there was no more "Futurama" to conquer

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1