jorb

3146 pts ยท May 4, 2012


My friend did a destination wedding in jamaica and loved it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's the bar that James Cameron went deep underneath the sea to raise?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the makings of a Scooby-Doo episode.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His description of that guy made that my favourite one.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

while masturbating

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for They Live

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hope he doesn't end up like Country Mac :(

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Makes you wonder if he was driving fast or furiously.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

So he could play chicken with the car

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

on*

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Might have meant cumbag.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shhhh, don't fight it.

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Wincest... look that up on google images :P

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

10/10 would let her crack my nut.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Especially when there's cheese involved with said garlic bread.

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It's her fault for not sitting on the toilet the right way.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i can just feel the magic card

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which one of them is saying that.....? >____>

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd like to show them my wand, if you know what I mean.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/r/doge

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Another fine invention from Taco Corp

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If someone notices, just put a huge grin on your face and make direct eye contact.

13 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 0

Some guys are a grower not a shower.

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Maybe when they leave he jerks off in the kitchen or something.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wrong. That's a dog. This is Labrador

13 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

C'mon son.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on where you're from. In Canada, laws limit us to 5 bullets per mag for most semi-auto rifles and 10 for most handguns.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0