Longer beard, same me; merry Christmas!
Spicey Honey glazed meatballs over grilled green beans and rice
Kept me awake last night
We're parenting in 2020; this man is in 2030
Then I imagine posting a wildly inaccurate themed dump just to throw the others who do this off my tail
This is real adulting
How do you spot a kingsman?
The more you know
Made me smile
A mostly not dark comic dump
Every time
Me irl after 3 weeks at home
Makes the stomach go whoosh
Make it stop
While setting up the grill for dinner
Some OMG NO for your Sunday
11th favorite and it's a birb!
Very Merry Christmas
Apparently I've been doing it wrong all along
This gets me 75% of the time, everytime