289 pts ยท October 20, 2011
Additional pun
Get well soon
Exactly how it comes out of my butt
I have issues with the "Doctor" being spelled out in Dr. Pepper
Oh i know. I'm down in Lincoln park all the time
I see what you did there
They had the movie running in the background. Solid date night
You're welcome
Well the world needs ditch diggers too!
One book, "Swedish made penis enlargers and me: this type of thing is my bag, baby" by Austin Powers
Noted.
Needs more grease
They still have the hot dog shaped gum?
Gene and Jude's or Jimmy's. Portillo's if I'm wanting all the fixings
Oooo peanut butter and gumballs
You know you're in total parent mode when flipping channels and choose to put Peppa pig on
Big balooooon big balooooon. Bigger than the sun and mooooon
Great game. Wish it were on CSN or WGN though. Cringe factor listening to the ESPN commentary
God damn mongorians!
Way better on tap. Higher ABV as well
TL, DR
Thanks for the flashbacks :/
Pretty sure this was in my text circa 2005
Erased. From existence.
Wat
Europe forgot how to pizza
Forrest Gump
As a Chicagoan, just don't.
Upload these in the event your landlord sees?
Get your shit together Shane
Additional pun
Get well soon
Exactly how it comes out of my butt
I have issues with the "Doctor" being spelled out in Dr. Pepper
Oh i know. I'm down in Lincoln park all the time
I see what you did there
They had the movie running in the background. Solid date night
You're welcome
Well the world needs ditch diggers too!
One book, "Swedish made penis enlargers and me: this type of thing is my bag, baby" by Austin Powers
Noted.
Needs more grease
They still have the hot dog shaped gum?
Gene and Jude's or Jimmy's. Portillo's if I'm wanting all the fixings
Oooo peanut butter and gumballs
You know you're in total parent mode when flipping channels and choose to put Peppa pig on
Big balooooon big balooooon. Bigger than the sun and mooooon
Great game. Wish it were on CSN or WGN though. Cringe factor listening to the ESPN commentary
God damn mongorians!
Way better on tap. Higher ABV as well
TL, DR
Thanks for the flashbacks :/
Pretty sure this was in my text circa 2005
Erased. From existence.
Wat
Europe forgot how to pizza
Forrest Gump
As a Chicagoan, just don't.
Upload these in the event your landlord sees?
Get your shit together Shane