juzzfuzz

7189 pts ยท July 15, 2015


We lose a talented philanthropist musician and a talented actor, ally of the Muppets. And in return we get the leader of the free world creating smells that make people visibly uncomfortable

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid shoulda been born straya, get er on the flaming dirt bike. Rip some skids. You don't have to tip here

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

You can add my one to the list, Turdulence: The increasing accumulation of bullshit throughout the day

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our humiliating tale was in scouts during a canoe river trip. Level 2-3 so some rapids. We had to go through a nose dive. So the person in front has to try and push back up. We made it through, started celebrating and patting ourselves on the back for making it look easy. About 20 metres along there were shallows and a small rock poking up scraped the bottom of the canoe and completely flipped us over

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to face a sex to become pregnart?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*giggles*

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omoshiroi

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm embarrassed because that was in katakana and I still want able to translate it

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*walking straight into the trap* what's up dog?

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nice, my family might be hosting me for a Canada trip during your winter, but I'm not a big fan of being submerged

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE HELL IS A WOLF EEL?

4 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The flat earth society used to claim to have members all around the GLOBE. What a level of thinking to get to

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poetic and disturbing, just like the human race

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I apologise, that was important but difficult to read. Sorry you had to deal with that

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strap on, strap hard

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They want to suck it so bad they have to imagine Anne has one, creeps

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is there to investigate? Are they looking for a penis? Why are they so obsessed with other people's genitals. Piss off you perverts

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Going without water for 3 days is dangerous

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I disagree with the sentiment that Jeremy Clarkson was bad for punching Piers Morgan in the face. Clarkson is a bit of a dick, but the poetic justice...

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, there's a better one now, obvious in the comments

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we start calling him pants shitler now?

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fascists come for the critical thinkers mate, Kangaroo Court

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Only one person in America is experiencing (first hand) "Trump Derangement Syndrome"

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And murder your native birds about 1 in 3 times they decide to hunt

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#1 a kick, chilli flakes or sweet chilli sauce

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 if you ever think Jeff is incorrect, hand in your spectre status

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've gotten fond of the phrase, "Duck me fed" But I still can't say it at work

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does pizza radius start also scaling up for miles radius past 15?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You take my 4x 4.7gb DVD data discs of Start Wars: Knights of the Old Republic and shove them right up your incompatible processor

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American citizens are so uneducated they don't even know their own history

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0