Why do you need a gun?
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4
0
When you feed them protein shakes after midnight.
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Happy Columbus Day
-2
16
0
Two of my favorite girls
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18
3398
10 years ago, Social Networking was way cooler
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8
6
Me irl
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10
3
Me irl
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7
1
If you're ever confused about something, just ask "What would Starfire do?"
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Make sure you're ready
15
4
1
Leave Pepe alone!
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When you have not garnered Broseidon's favor
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6
3
In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...
10
5
4
I wish women were this direct with me
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Meanwhile, I'm sweating my ass off with my mandatory suit and tie
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51
Nate Diaz moments before going broke
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0
166
The perfect club track
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1
476
In the land of 80% humidity
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8
5
The family that bants together stays together
17
8
2
Brittany understands me
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1
426
I am thoroughly disgusted
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13
476
When people ask me why I'm so angry all the time
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8
804
Upper lip stiffens
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I come upstairs to find that someone is enjoying my bed without me
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1
2
When she finds out you're a cis white male with conservative economic beliefs
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46
754
If The Internet has taught me anything
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5
7
You can't barrage the Farage
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472