kalide

1880 pts ยท February 4, 2011


I was rummaging around in the attic once and found an original copy of The Bible, which was nice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Normality will resume in stock photo of 10 second countdown timer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Watch out for limbo-pedestrians.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the smell of asbestos in the morning.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My secret test pilot grandfather died three times testing these contraptions before retiring.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly swamp gas. And moths.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Custard of mass destruction.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Original Emojis. From 3000 BC.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Budget "Tardis" experience.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finish off with a quaff of vintage Insulin.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Best re-use of a sewer treatment pond ever.

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Earth 2030. Made in China

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Set to 11.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spam.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pixels and Needles.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only toilet where you need to count your ablutions before flushing. Beyond 56 its a nugget clogging nightmare.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For Sale: 56 used chicken nuggets. Pristine condition, but slightly damp. $2.99 the lot. Buyer to collect.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for proving the whole premise.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

@Iheardtherewouldbecake. Everything, and Yes.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Officer, this is where Apple Maps told me to drive to get to the hospital.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The url is flhYR. The sound one makes "fish....ey...hYR!!.....Shi.....!"

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatchootalkinaboutsamsung?

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women's cricket leg pads are notorious for killing the romantic vibe in the bedroom, fancy helmet or otherwise.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for you! - "Life's such a treat and it's time you taste it
There ain't a reason on earth to waste it" - Lick it Up! - Kiss.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He would be the cattain.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ambidextrous Umbrella man takes a pic.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do we have wormsign?

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You too can re-live the Hindenburg in the comfort of your living room! Only $1.99.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0