kaosdancer

804 pts ยท May 20, 2015


At least they'll be educated this way

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An interesting monster deserves and interesting hairdo

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's talk about Girl Scout Cookies

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They had to do something. The possums have the armadillo tank corps.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hmmm - makes me think he'd be a good Joker.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like they're trying to get a teenager out of bed in the morning

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It needs a swivel mount so you get a better spray of planes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure it's the morning paper on wax cylinder

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

since those people have no resistance to our diseases.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I firmly believe what ever sect sent him there should lose their charter and the entire church charged with attempted genocide -> 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh I can smell that shit from here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an eye opener - of course

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come over here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to college after my baby graduated from High School - I was 51 - I got a Bachelors in Computer Science and an MBA

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The parodies are usually less offensive.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The majority of us didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I think everyone should have to retake their test every 5 years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could probably use gold precious metal clay, but it's expensive.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got a couple of coloring book pages on my fridge that look just like this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our son did something like this to his dad, and kept yanking on the line trying to get it free.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Timmy's in the Well? Don't worry, I've got him."

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I also have a horrible phobia of dentists. Have them write you a prescription for Valium to take right before the appointment - it helps.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thought that said "Desperate tines"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shai-Hulud taking a foolish young one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've have started with 4 in 1 instead of 6 in 1 for your first attempt

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They don't have any "everything" for sand to get in to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blackway

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0