keylowtee

2100 pts · February 18, 2013


Okay, but why the fuck is shit still moving?!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you say it’s…unacceptable? I’ll see myself out.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way less than that.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 15

I am a fucker with many tattoos and am also uncomfortable with injections. Pretty common for tattooed people. Totally different beasts.

5 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

42

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? What did I do? Oh! The punching walls thing, got ya.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Had this conversation with a buddy the other day, a third party was greatly offended we kept saying Primus sucked. Not sure he got the joke.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect toilet time reading. Thanks for sharing.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Called my cousin in Maine to see if this was true, couldn’t understand a damn thing he said.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bit disappointed there was no Paul Rudd to be honest.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mistake #1 of the Trump brood.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tried to kick them out cause they’re low income and have monsters that aren’t white? Seems to be his patented move.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair point, totally understand your logic though.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish man, just a shy dude that doesn’t post or comment a lot.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a Kyle myself, probably what I’d do if I were a rooster. Gotta get that corn.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s someone at the bottom of those stairs very very confused.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By that logic if I don’t test my blood sugar or see my endocrinologist I don’t have diabetes anymore?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What monster makes donuts that flat? I’ll still eat em though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Favorited for later (most likely never cause I'm kidding myself) use.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These little geniuses put a table outside the bar I frequent on trivia nights and make bank. How am I supposed to say no?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is the best birb and will always be my favorite birb.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

30 years old and I switch between this and a sitcom character. Makes people laugh and I hide deep emotional scars at the same time. Win win.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two out of three isn’t bad.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, but will it passively listen to me slur through my problems and feeling of inadequacy in every aspect of my life? Cause I’m gonna.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. If it wasn’t for insurance I would have died a long time ago because of prices like this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0