Thought I'd learn how to become rich, when suddenly..
My friend's daughter is trying to hustle the Tooth Fairy..
Target both "hip" and "cool".
I'm trying to contain my excitement while people are looking, but as soon as they turn around I'm doing this!
I don't want to miss out on the Imgur Christmas selfieathon!
Glad to see someone is finally taking care of that pest..
Have yourself a hairy Christmas!
They'res no words for there stupidity.
Get in there! That's right, take it all in, filthy whore..
MRW my boyfriend compliments me