Guys, what are we gonna talk about now? He won!
The writing's on the wall
Detective Mittens, curious as ever, didn't care that the case was cold. He was on it.
TMW My girl finds out about my other 999 girls on the side
MRW my girlfriend finds out about my 999 side pieces
TMW there's a paws in the conversation after she invited you up for a "nightcap"
Would you zombie?
Do you want a banana?
No, YOU Stop
Sometimes it's cool to color inside the lines too
Wolf packs are pretty dope
TIL Virginia isn't anywhere NEAR as conservative as I thought it was
Nothing to see here.
Cubs fan roommate watching Imgur instead of baseball during playoffs.
When you need coffee and are a 50 ft tall scaly creature from the Paleozoic era
At least he was remorseful?
MRW I'm out of TP and need to shake off the dingleberries
MRW there's a paws in the conversation after being invited up for a "nightcap"
We're playing sqeeeeee ball today
Freshly taken from banana tree.