knittinglizard

841 pts ยท April 12, 2022


I am a lizard who knits okay

An important first step is making a TikTok that exposes the state of your sisters room to the entire world. Great job

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monopoly ends when one person has all the money and everyone else is broke

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could do this in my bed. My back hurts all the time but I love sleeping on my stomach

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm fairly sure the tiger in this vid is a liger. Look at the body stripes. This is how you get a liliger .

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

I knitted a moth with cordyceps on it

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called a pencil skirt. Jsyk

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Torso for dayssss girl . I bet you're taller sitting down than standing up, with a torso like that
(I'm really into long torso women)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this cat sick? In my experience cats only fart when they've had something weird to eat

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Some ppl want these dudes to use the womens change room .

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His MO is to throw spaghetti at the wall and see what his constituents go apeshit for. If you ignore it, it will go away.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Probably because it was peeled using Chinese prison labor.
And they dont get any tools to use. Cuz, its prison.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

The unvaccinated are filthy unclean breeding grounds of disease and pestilence

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was asked to do this when I was a Walmart greeter except it was one of those cages made with bungee cord that store large toy balls.. I refused. It was the most humiliating thing I've ever been asked to do. Other greeters did it like twice, before I broke the illusion with my refusal. Like, you dont realize its fucked up until someone says it out loud. You want me to sit in a cage and beg for money? I make minimum wage. Thats not enough cover being victim to psychological cruely. Sorry

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can easily pull undies to the side to pee in this sitch. It's also how you go pee when wearing a one piece bathing suit...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The one in Toronto High Park was set on fire.
The new one is just okay. RIP castle playground. In my memories forever

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She probably has alopecia

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, a normal neurotypical child with no autism whatsoever

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

A small government is a dictatorship. Just one guy. Cant get smaller than that.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you live in Canada and want the more brightly colored loops, buy offbrand "Fruity O's".

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ethanol is a metabolite that bacteria have been producing for billions of years.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever I see these missing person posts for teens or young adults, and it's the parents posting, I wonder if the youth has simply escaped an abusive situation.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool, but somewhat shaped like a swastika.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh my gosh it has heart eyes

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This just applies to the seedless Cavendish bananas you find in the grocery store. Plantains and other banana varieties are diploid and reproduce normally. Sorry to nerd out lol. I studied plant genetics at an agricultural college.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, if done properly. Bananas cannot reproduce sexually because they are triploid, meaning they have 3 copies of their genome rather than the normal 2 (diploid). So when the cells try to divvy up chromosomes to make gametes they arent all the same (3 is an odd number) so they cant combine to make a complete new banana plant.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, bananas are propagated by stimulating adventitious root growth from cuttings. It's true that bananas are sterile due to being triploid. But the propagation method is technically different from grafting done on woody plants

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like that because it's a grafted tree. Which is pretty weird when you think about it. Plants can have limbs amputated and transplanted with the limbs of other species and just keep going like nothing happened.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can sleep your way to the top, it means the people in power are withholding promotion for exchange of sexual favors.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I can think is, an owl would eat a kitten in a second

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0