knowhitall

410 pts · September 8, 2016


No

It’s better than constant politics, welcome to 2020, right?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ISuper shocked that my wife LOL at this ... guess I underestimate how many stories told!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well.. you can also travel to Houston cheaply.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except for the vast number of jobs, low cost of living, fantastic restaurants, phenomenal diversity, and unparalleled personal freedoms...

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Then move. Goodbye

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wore Levi jeans on a transatlantic flight once. By the time landed I could feel every ducking rivet it was pain incarnate.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They weren’t defeated just out-reproduced and bred out. That’s why their dna is still around.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also umm, the original blockbuster Charlie’s angels movie? And the TV series it was based on?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What could go wrong?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What could go wrong?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So r u n Alaska now? Or like most Alaskans, summer only....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting. I’m happy and I downvote everything.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lazy. I’m ready to work, and when you work 4 days I will work 6 and take your job. The universe is not a fairy tale. Roll up your sleeves.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

China: oh fuck y’all they found the lifetime umbrellas, guddamit we gunna hav to let Hong Kong go free now. Call blizzard, it’s over

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where we live, in Texas, millennials flock to buy our giant houses, because they are so overpriced everywhere else...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet, people move here as fast as they can...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wait... what’s going on with the synchronized twins behind them?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too each his own I guess. Looks like an economy car with fancy wheels to me.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 11

Anyone else instantly hear this narrated by Morgan Freeman?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time this was posted I immediately found and bought one for my wife. It’s hilarious!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Karl? Is that you?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You should try it out and post the video in the comments

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pepperidge farm remembers...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait until the blind people see this, they are going to be so mad

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I actually use a similar system, but for farting.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because he mentioned the bike last time and she bitched him out for it, meanwhile he's heard 10 shopping stories and never complained.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Ooohhhh... so it’s stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 11

The expression on this guy’s face!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0