koed00

1386 pts ยท August 1, 2013


Full-time lurker

Had kids after a vasectomy? That sucks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's racecist

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The Federal Communications Commission voted to repeal net neutrality protections. The vote was 3-2.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not entirely sure some of these are not real demons :/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like a $100 bill doesn't invalidate a $1 bill.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And of course it should have gone to the left department. #firstdayonthejob

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Cranberry sauce

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those negative G forces made her look 10 years younger

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@kitten_faeces

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

About seven octaves worth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life or Death

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terrorists in space? Is still my first instinct when I read the title.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Same. Clay, rock and water. I'm sure there is a farm lesson in there.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A lesson in farming - clay, rock and water. I need glasses.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would tap, rack and bang that so hard

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL I'm a man

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooh, she means an actual childrens 'toy' .. oooooooh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone called them System of A Down Syndrome once. Can't unhear it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, just make sure everyone votes and Democracy will do its magic. US turnout is in the bottom three of developed countries.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do the sharks fit in?

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The IRA would like to know too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what she said

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

* under capacity issue

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have one word for you: NASa

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Anyone referring to his IQ as 'one of the highest' clearly doesn't know what it is or how it works.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

so what is his handicap?

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Dementor

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0