ksesh

12490 pts ยท November 6, 2011


I'd watch but I'll probably just look out the window instead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait didn't they kinda do that with Borax for the leviathans?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I read that a few people did try to get off the plane after that. Good for them!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Caw, caw, motherfucker

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

She's not food, she guarded my food. I raise ducks for eating, Marge kept hawks away.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They are two hot dogs... couldn't afford real prosthetics after the accident #thanksobama

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

She's not food, she guarded my food. I raise ducks for eating, Marge kept hawks away.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yea, my dog jumped out of a moving car once, but it wasn't HER fault, she's just a dog. It was my fault for having the window open too far!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister says "fermiliar" instead of "familiar," and I'd throw her off a bridge, but she's fermily.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, I wouldn't've!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

(2/2) Farmers tend to de-horn cattle, especially dairy cows to make them safer to work with, which is why you typically don't see horns.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep! The only common breeds without horns are Angus and Galloway. Everybody else; Jersey, Hereford, Shorthorn, etc., typically has horns.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many breeds of cattle have horns on both sexes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea! My 3 aunts' middle names are Bob, Gordon, and Melissa. The one aunt felt left out with her girly middle name.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love me a flamadiddle

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gatorland in Kissimmee, or The Alligator Farm in St. Augustine ; )

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a big state. This could easily have been my town lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Duh lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

At first I thought, "84.5% of farmers kill themselves!?! That can't be right!!"

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's not a matter of affording food, it's a matter of fitting enough calories in your pack between towns.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

omg

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me too!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a swim coach, false! Strong kicks come from the hips! Like soccer!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hahaha maybe a little bit of both?!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you can grit your teeth and power through the first season, it gets a lot better.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What about that clear snail? What was that?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, "boo" is an odd thing for a barber to say, Hispanic or not.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I thought

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0