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14

0

1197

Filled with what?

8

7

1006

Get ‘em while they’re hot

0

3

149

My boy Sherlock

17

1

358

It doesn’t feel THAT good outside.

4

3

391

Should I run

21

17

829

The hog!

1

2

155

Slower?

1461

99

79219

Wife vs autocorrect

12

4

533

Bored in the bathroom.

-6

0

164

Actual text sent explains why he couldn’t make it to work

23

19

1466