Hey pig. I enjoy bacon.

11 years ago | 3 1

How does that door exist?

11 years ago | 1 1

This is why I shop at AutoZone.

11 years ago | 3 1

Mine is more similar to the electrocution scene in home alone 2

11 years ago | 3 1

How did you do that so quickly?

11 years ago | 6 0

I need to know.

11 years ago | 4 0

How old are you? Once you hit a certain age, you're not exactly nerdy when you're taking algebra

11 years ago | 4 1

The face of victory

11 years ago | 1 0

It's over nein thousand!!!

11 years ago | 1 0

I'm uhh... Pretty impressed.

11 years ago | 1 1

As someone who used to live in Wisconsin, I can say that things have changed... For the better.

11 years ago | 1 2

Context?

11 years ago | 3 1

Magento sounds like a cool villain. His superpower is coloring everything magenta.

11 years ago | 1 0

Bobby Flay

11 years ago | 3 0

What is this? An idontknowwhat for ants?

11 years ago | 2 1

MRW I survive a freak gasoline fight accident.

11 years ago | 4 0

And that's when a 4 shows up between the two 2s after you swipe right.

11 years ago | 2 1

I know exactly how big its boner is.

11 years ago | 2 0

I the real MVP

11 years ago | 1 0

Talk about chubby.

11 years ago | 1 0

Surprise! 1350!

11 years ago | 1 0

Patrick Fugit is a cool name.

11 years ago | 3 0

The best graffiti I've ever seen in my life was a naked drawing of Samurai Jack titled "Samurai Sack"

11 years ago | 2 0

I like to think people see him break the fourth wall and respond as Truman does.

11 years ago | 4 0

If you smell. What the cock. Is fucking.

11 years ago | 1 0

You've got a big head

11 years ago | 3 0

Cumming*

11 years ago | 1 0

Laser cats.

11 years ago | 1 0

The best mistake Frank Underwood ever made.

11 years ago | 1 0