I won third place and got to meet Tim Gunn!
Shop Smart... Shop Food Mart
Victory through Valor!
Saved From Destruction
Ay, don't get your panties in a knot. I'm just bustin' balls.
I got super excited when I saw the plaque...
Fundraiser for a fallen hero
When one of my droogs says Trump ain't so bad.
In the gym locker room as an adult and I give zero fucks
found a google april fools day prank
found this gem in Brooklyn yesterday
Learned some Native American history today
wow. such wolf. very snarl.
Quick, while everyone thinks America is sound asleep!
MFW Sportscenter older hosts use "slang" when talking sports
When I'm making progress macking on a girl but then get too drunk to function
My sister teaches in the Bronx. Always comes through with the funny.
I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell.
ignore this
This little French Bulldog stops at the bar and just scopes it out every night.
Just a single gent taking a stroll in Queens
Call me jaded, but an 11 game win streak?
MFW game is on but my shortstop asks how many outs there are
MLK has seen some shit
Everyone's talking about weed, Hitler, and Easter and I'm over here like...
creepy subway reading material
Every Parks and Rec gif you'll ever need!
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Buffalo Bills' new logo
Upvote Trump Dog! Make the kennel great again!
I too like to live dangerously...
If you walk like this... Fuck your whole family.
MRW a girl talks to me at a bar and my social anxiety hits
Sochi's TRUE Olympic logo. (OC from Bushwick BK)
Oppositional Defiance Disorder
Guinness the black Lab YES!/NOPE! gif
Guinness the black lab playing fetch
MFW I'm sitting on my skull throne & rip a wicked fart
Gorgeous '70 Chevy Nova SS I spotted in Bushwick last week
Classic New Yorker
Dillinger Escape Plan makes the gayest metal shirt ever
MFW I'm proposing to my BF and some guy yells "Bender! Puff!"
Drake's the type of nigga who guarantee freshness
MRW I'm a 30 year old man hanging out in "hip" Brooklyn bars
Yorky is real tired of you're shit... it's party time
Virtual-date
Here's a British Bulldog hanging out the passenger side of a British taxi in NYC
Good thing i just took a dookie in the urinal
Arm wrestling? Big rigs? This is Over The Top...
Every law not based on wisdom is a menace to the state.
Aawwwww yeah... I bet they're seriously lubricating some track in here...
Sistine Jetta
I made it! Used up all the ink in my primary work pen!
morphinly obese
Cat patch fever!
Ay dios mio!
Hey... Prince Oberyn...
4chan dumplette
Just landed a job I've been pursuing since December
triggered...