714 pts ยท April 20, 2012
Hey y'all.
I WOULD EXPECT THIS FROM EMMA THOMSON, I WOULD EVEN EXPECT THIS FROM COLIN FARRELL, BUT NOT YOU TOM! Not you...
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THE LICH!
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This is actually the scariest thing I've ever seen.
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
There is cocaine on this things mouth.
Oh my god yes
That.. rhymed
I would lock it in my closet when I was little because it wouldn't shut it's furry little bitch mouth. And then I would stare at the closet.
WHAT BEAUTIFUL FONT IS THIS?
I visited this zoo a year ago and a worker gave an otter a piece of shrimp and threw it at the worker. These otters are sassy.
Can I have you?
I'd rather not pee where I eat food.
I do not see bacon.
9th kid to the right, Nick Jonas?
CAN I PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE KEEP HIM?
Who's a good puppy? Jesus christ, stop making that face.
American Idol?
What the actual fuck?
I applauded.
STOP IT. I JUST PUT ON MAKEUP.
wantwantwantwantwantwant.
Zombie orgey?
Skyrim..
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER KEYBOARD?
I feel like people who are half black and half Caucasian should be called grey.
No.
Next day: http://memegenerator.net/instance/23876903
I'm writing a porno for annoying teenagers: 50 Shades of K
I WOULD EXPECT THIS FROM EMMA THOMSON, I WOULD EVEN EXPECT THIS FROM COLIN FARRELL, BUT NOT YOU TOM! Not you...
SJKLHUSFJHFHJFKJDKJLFKLJDEFKLDKLGLKJKGJDLFMMYLIFEISCOMPLETEFUCKYESOHHELLYEAHIFUCKINGLOVELIFEJFDZKJFDK
THE LICH!
yissssssssssssssssssssssss
This is actually the scariest thing I've ever seen.
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
There is cocaine on this things mouth.
Oh my god yes
That.. rhymed
I would lock it in my closet when I was little because it wouldn't shut it's furry little bitch mouth. And then I would stare at the closet.
WHAT BEAUTIFUL FONT IS THIS?
I visited this zoo a year ago and a worker gave an otter a piece of shrimp and threw it at the worker. These otters are sassy.
Can I have you?
I'd rather not pee where I eat food.
I do not see bacon.
9th kid to the right, Nick Jonas?
CAN I PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE KEEP HIM?
Who's a good puppy? Jesus christ, stop making that face.
American Idol?
What the actual fuck?
I applauded.
STOP IT. I JUST PUT ON MAKEUP.
wantwantwantwantwantwant.
Zombie orgey?
Skyrim..
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER KEYBOARD?
I feel like people who are half black and half Caucasian should be called grey.
No.
Next day: http://memegenerator.net/instance/23876903
I'm writing a porno for annoying teenagers: 50 Shades of K