llucey

2897 pts · June 18, 2014


Dance to the tune of a bottle of wine; a bold red is my first choice in men and wine! Bazinga!

Are you sure? Because I think it's going to be cancelled like all the other holidays.

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Hello kitty kitty!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like an instant hangover! Ooof!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not cleaning supplies, bleach, isopropyl alcohol, or hell RUM!

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That's all I saw!!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who abused that heat sink! It's criminal! What did that espresso machine ever do but deliver us love & caffeine!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such good kitties! *Boop*

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Ollie don't build walls, build bridges into my heart!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice hat!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No thank you, I'm full. Just finished up a cigarette butt pizza with a stale glass of piss. That's all yours!

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At my Catholic highschool our sex Ed teacher was fired for teaching us safe sex practices & not adhering to the "abstinence only" curriculum

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

until everyone on shift caught the flu apart from myself. 2/2

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I used to work at a restaurant that used headsets. I was looked at funny for rubbing it down with isopropyl alcohol before my shift 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're coping mechanisms will get better with time. It won't always be like this, I promise.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depression has been my shadow for nearly 3 decades. It'll get better, it'll get worse & holidays/birthdays suck tremendously but 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a scam apparently: "Google code scam".

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't trust particle board! The isn't even a middle brace to these shelves!

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One malfunction away from a cracked melon. NOPE!

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She has the perfect tool in her hand! A key can be easily sanitized!

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We all hated it; the characters were just so klunky. None of our other toys fit in this castle, so you couldn't play together.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imagine being the waitress: do you settle all bills or just evacuate.

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My father refused that we have a cat my whole childhood. He recently adopted a blind & deaf senior kitty. Wtf Dad! Lol

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I never said it was a used one. ?

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Toilet brush makes a better pasta fork...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Barista

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Depends where it's hung. Creepy/judgmental off in the bathroom. Cute if in the livingroom/hallway.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arg! This looks to delicious! Now I'm hungry again! ☺️

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! I try to finish one craft before midnight! Tonight I'm completing he needlepoint project as well.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm working at a cafe until 9pm on New Years Eve. Might sneak into the festivities at the bar next door. Can bouncers be bribed with coffee?

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That tombstone to the right!

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