Santa Trap
24
1
1025
Bantam Books called it in 1982
18
9
101
Gotcha
1
4
55
Onward! To the Shit Museum!
104
6
116
That moment when your offer is accepted on your dream house.
4
22
52
Sometimes I make things and sometimes I make other things
19
13
911
God, Linda
-4
9
38
Who wants to play a game?
14
5
3
He's got TWO watches!
3
9
73
What do you mean these aren't donuts?
0
8
541
Brushing your teeth is so metal m/
171
10
2891
Shhh. Jeep is sleeping.
112
23
50
Opinion Poll
-4
23
45
MRW People ask me if I want to go out tonight
29
3
57
Yugi makes his Christmas treat wishes on my cake day.
8
1
123
Not For Dirt Farming Philistines
5
3
153
MRW I finally get a Comcast Rep on the line after holding for 32 mins
12
9
240
Meet Yugi
5
4
119
She steals plastic baggies and leaves them on my bed
12
1
87
I <3 Hookers
18
4
187
Handing in my White Girl Card
56
55
89
IMGUR! I need your help!! We're taking a poll.
13
44
85
Even Despite Being Sick and Emotional...
13
16
107
Shit's on fiiiiyaaaahhhh
23
5
394
It's head-explody cute. Brains and ovaries everywhere.
144
10
833
Apparently no one
9
4
50
My cat's attempt to burgle my breakfast bagel
7
4
63
They don't even have their wheels yet!
16
4
42
MFW My boss tells me I'm "too intense" with the clients
3
0
119